The ToiletWags journal
Ideas for the people who love their pets a little too much. Portrait inspiration, thoughtful gifts, and plenty of bathroom humour.
40 stories
June 30, 2026 · 4 min read
So you've decided to immortalise your pet as a regal monarch sitting on the throne. Excellent taste. Impeccable decision-making. Your family will be proud. There's just one thing standing between you and a masterpiece: t
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June 30, 2026 · 4 min read
Something has happened to your friend/sibling/colleague. They have acquired a puppy. You can tell because they now text you photos of a sleeping dog at 11pm, refer to themselves in the third person as "Mummy" or "Daddy,"
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June 30, 2026 · 3 min read
Let's be honest about something. Your dog has never once forgotten to text back. Your cat has never cancelled plans. Your rabbit has never said "I'm fine" when they are clearly not fine. In a world of confusing humans an
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June 30, 2026 · 4 min read
Every year, millions of people stand in gift shops staring at candles and thinking "there must be something better than this." There is. There has always been. You're reading about it now. A custom pet portrait from Toil
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June 29, 2026 · 5 min read
Dog dads are a special breed. They said they didn't want a dog and now they're the dog's favourite person. Here are the funniest and most unique Father's Day gift ideas for the dog dad in your life.
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June 28, 2026 · 4 min read
Labradors are the golden standard of dog ownership — loyal, ridiculous, and completely food-obsessed. Here are the funniest and most personalized gift ideas for the Lab lover in your life.
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June 27, 2026 · 5 min read
Tired of the same generic pet gifts? Here are the most unique and funny personalised pet gift ideas for UK pet lovers including one that will make them spray their tea out.
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Custom pet portrait gifts are the one gift that's guaranteed to make a pet lover emotional, laugh out loud, or both at the same time. Here's everything you need to know about giving one.
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June 26, 2026 · 3 min read
Cat moms are fiercely devoted, slightly unhinged, and have seen every generic cat gift the internet has to offer. Here are the funniest and most personalized gift ideas that will actually surprise her.
Read the story →June 26, 2026 · 4 min read
Golden Retriever owners don't just love their dogs they're completely devoted to them. Here are the best funny and personalized gift ideas for the Golden Retriever lover in your life.
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June 26, 2026 · 4 min read
Forget the generic pet mugs and calendars. Here are the funniest, most memorable gift ideas for pet lovers the ones that make people laugh out loud and actually remember who gave them.
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June 26, 2026 · 4 min read
Dog moms are a special breed. They deserve birthday gifts that actually get them, not another generic paw print mug. Here are the funniest, most personalized gift ideas for the dog mom in your life.
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