Turn Your Pet Into Hilarious Toilet Art 🐾

Custom AI portraits of your dog or cat sitting on the throne. The funniest personalised pet gift you'll ever give — guaranteed to make them laugh out loud.

🐾 Order Your Portrait — From $9.99

  • ⚡ 48-Hour Delivery

    Your custom portrait in your inbox within 48 hours

  • 🌍 Free Worldwide Shipping

    Every order ships free, anywhere on the planet

  • 💰 From Just $9.99

    Hilarious pet art that won't wreck your wallet

  • 🐾 All Pets Welcome

    Dogs, cats and most pets — bring them all

  • ⭐ 100% Guaranteed

    Love it or we'll make it right, every time

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Real pets. Hilarious portraits. Your pet could be next. 🐾

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🐾 Turn Your Pet Into Toilet Royalty — From $9.99

⚡ Digital delivery in 48 hours  •  🌍 Free worldwide shipping  •  ⭐ 100% satisfaction guaranteed

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How It Works — 3 Simple Steps

  • 1. Place Your Order

    Choose your format — digital download, unframed or framed poster. Starting from $9.99.

  • 2. Send Your Pet's Photo

    Message us a clear, well-lit photo of your pet after ordering. Any breed, any age welcome.

  • 3. Receive Your Portrait

    Your hilarious custom toilet portrait arrives digitally within 48 hours. Print, frame and display!

Pet Lovers Are Obsessed 😂

Join thousands of dog dads, cat moms and pet lovers across Canada, the US and the UK who have immortalised their furry family on the throne. The gift that makes everyone stop, stare and laugh out loud — every single time.

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  • 📥 Digital Download

    $9.99 USD — Instant high-res file. Print anywhere in the world.

  • 🖼️ Unframed Poster

    From $20.00 USD — Premium print shipped free to your door.

  • 🖼️ Framed Poster (White)

    From $34.00 USD — Ready to hang. Free worldwide shipping.

  • ⬛ Framed Poster (Black)

    From $34.00 USD — Classic style. Free worldwide shipping.
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Got Questions? We've Got Answers 🐾

How long does it take to receive my portrait?

Your custom portrait is delivered digitally within 48 hours of us receiving your pet's photo. We'll confirm receipt within 24 hours of your order.

How do I send my pet's photo?

After placing your order, message us directly with a clear, well-lit photo of your pet. A front-facing shot works best — we'll handle the rest!

What photo should I use?

Clear, well-lit and front-facing works best. The better the photo, the better the portrait. We'll let you know if we need anything different.

What formats do you offer?

Digital download ($9.99), unframed poster ($20), framed poster in white or black frame ($34). All physical orders ship free worldwide.

What pets can you do?

Dogs, cats and most pets! If you're not sure whether we can do your specific pet, just message us before ordering and we'll let you know.

What if I don't love my portrait?

We offer free revisions until you're completely happy. Your satisfaction is 100% guaranteed — we don't stop until you love it.

Do you ship worldwide?

Yes! Free worldwide shipping on all physical orders. Digital downloads are delivered instantly via email — no shipping needed.

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Order your custom portrait today and make your dog or cat famous. Starting from just $9.99 with free worldwide shipping and 48-hour delivery.

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