Turn Your Pet Into Hilarious Toilet Art 🐾
Custom AI portraits of your dog or cat sitting on the throne — the funniest personalised pet gift you'll ever give. Starting from $9.99 | Free worldwide shipping | 48hr delivery
Why Pet Lovers Choose Toilet Wags
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⏱️ 48-Hour Delivery
Your custom portrait lands in your inbox within 48 hours — no waiting around.
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🌍 Free Worldwide Shipping
Every order ships free, wherever you are on the planet.
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💸 From Just $9.99
Hilarious, heartfelt pet art that won't wreck your wallet.
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🐾 Dogs, Cats & More
Works for dogs, cats and pretty much any pet with a face.
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💯 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed
Love it, or we'll make it right.
Simple, Affordable Pricing
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📥 Digital Download
$9.99 — instant file, ready to print anywhere.
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🖼️ Unframed Poster
From $20.00 — sizes 8"x10" to 18"x24", shipped free to your door.
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🖼️ Framed Poster (White Frame)
From $34.00 — ready to hang, sizes 8"x10" to 18"x24".
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⬛ Framed Poster (Black Frame)
From $34.00 — ready to hang, sizes 8"x10" to 18"x24".
Frequently Asked Questions
How long does it take?
Your custom portrait is delivered digitally within 48 hours.
What photo should I upload?
A clear, well-lit front-facing photo of your pet works best.
What formats do you offer?
Digital download ($9.99), unframed poster ($20) or framed poster ($34).
Do you ship worldwide?
Yes — free worldwide shipping on every order.
What pets do you work with?
Dogs, cats and most pets. If in doubt, just ask us.
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