Turn Your Pet Into Hilarious Toilet Art 🐾

Custom AI portraits of your dog or cat sitting on the throne — the funniest personalised pet gift you'll ever give. Starting from $9.99 | Free worldwide shipping | 48hr delivery

Order Your Portrait — From $9.99

Why Pet Lovers Choose Toilet Wags

  • ⏱️ 48-Hour Delivery

    Your custom portrait lands in your inbox within 48 hours — no waiting around.

  • 🌍 Free Worldwide Shipping

    Every order ships free, wherever you are on the planet.

  • 💸 From Just $9.99

    Hilarious, heartfelt pet art that won't wreck your wallet.

  • 🐾 Dogs, Cats & More

    Works for dogs, cats and pretty much any pet with a face.

  • 💯 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed

    Love it, or we'll make it right.
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Simple, Affordable Pricing

  • 📥 Digital Download

    $9.99 — instant file, ready to print anywhere.

  • 🖼️ Unframed Poster

    From $20.00 — sizes 8"x10" to 18"x24", shipped free to your door.

  • 🖼️ Framed Poster (White Frame)

    From $34.00 — ready to hang, sizes 8"x10" to 18"x24".

  • ⬛ Framed Poster (Black Frame)

    From $34.00 — ready to hang, sizes 8"x10" to 18"x24".
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Frequently Asked Questions

How long does it take?

Your custom portrait is delivered digitally within 48 hours.

What photo should I upload?

A clear, well-lit front-facing photo of your pet works best.

What formats do you offer?

Digital download ($9.99), unframed poster ($20) or framed poster ($34).

Do you ship worldwide?

Yes — free worldwide shipping on every order.

What pets do you work with?

Dogs, cats and most pets. If in doubt, just ask us.

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